What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?